Bison Attacks California Tourist at Yellowstone National Park

KIFI ^ | July 22, 2009

[TheOldLady]

Wash bison? You from Oz?

[Daffynition]

I prefer to be called by my full Latin name “bison bison” in a faux-french accent.

[TheOldLady]

I guess your bison doesn't speak French. Isn't it "bee-so bee-so?"

[Daffynition]

Hehehe! Game. Point!

[TheOldLady]

:-D

[WOBBLY BOB]

if there’s a bison in your hedgerow, don’t be a lawman, it’s just a sprinkler from the rain king.

[AFPhys]

Many many years ago now, when I was not far enough away from being a stupid “invincible” teenager with a skull full of mush, I walked through a herd of a hundred or so buffalo at Yellowstone. I wasn’t quite REALLY dumb, insofar as I DID purposely scan for moms/babies to be see if I would be passing between an obvious pair. I don’t think I got within 50 feet of any of those beasties at any time, but about halfway through my carefree walk of a several hundred yards, one BULL about that distant stared at me and snorted... Yes, I got nervous, and was very happy that at least I was NOT wearing red! They are VERY BiG and powerful... and when you’re out in the open and realize there is no “safe haven” in sight, a person can feel very very small, but wish they were much smaller!