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Mike the sea lion dies of heart failure after marathon mating session at German zoo
dailymail.co.uk ^ | 22nd July 2009 | Allan Hall

Posted on 07/22/2009 7:10:31 PM PDT by GQuagmire

A male sea lion on has died of exhaustion after a marathon mating session at an zoo in Germany. The mammal, named Mike who was originally from California, was already a father of 12. He passed away yesterday after an extended session with the females at the park in Nuremberg proved too much for his heart. Mike - described as 'good-natured' by the zoo - had mated repeatedly with females Farah, Tiffy and Soda.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: blargiizded; diedwithasmile; napl; othehughmanatee; sealion; urk
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I hate when that happens.....
1 posted on 07/22/2009 7:10:34 PM PDT by GQuagmire
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2 posted on 07/22/2009 7:11:33 PM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: GQuagmire

Someone had snu-snu


3 posted on 07/22/2009 7:11:47 PM PDT by Crazieman (Feb 7, 2008 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1966675/posts?page=28#28)
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Well, if you gotta go, you might as well go with a smile on your face!

Here’s to Mike! OooRah!


4 posted on 07/22/2009 7:12:06 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy ("I AM JIM THOMPSON!!!")
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To: Slings and Arrows

NAPL ping


5 posted on 07/22/2009 7:12:12 PM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: GQuagmire

Now THAT’s how I wanna go.


6 posted on 07/22/2009 7:12:50 PM PDT by evad (Spending money that we don't have on something that won't work for a problem that doesn't exist)
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7 posted on 07/22/2009 7:13:08 PM PDT by Crazieman (Feb 7, 2008 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1966675/posts?page=28#28)
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8 posted on 07/22/2009 7:13:26 PM PDT by SIDENET ("Join me or die. Can you do any less?" -Mr. Sparkle)
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To: GQuagmire

So much for multiple wives.


9 posted on 07/22/2009 7:13:31 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: Crazieman

Death by Snu-snu.


10 posted on 07/22/2009 7:13:48 PM PDT by SIDENET ("Join me or die. Can you do any less?" -Mr. Sparkle)
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To: GQuagmire

That tears it! I’ll never mate at a zoo!


11 posted on 07/22/2009 7:13:55 PM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! FairTaxNation.com)
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To: GQuagmire
'For sea lion bulls with a harem this is the most exhausting time.'

Looks like Mike had a good life....LOL!

12 posted on 07/22/2009 7:13:59 PM PDT by BossLady ("WE are the origin of all coming evil" ~~ Carl Jung~~)
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To: GQuagmire

Mikey liked it


13 posted on 07/22/2009 7:14:28 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom King of sarcasim)
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To: GQuagmire; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; earlJam; F15Eagle

Check and see if Farah, Tiffy or Soda took out any life insurance policies on Mike.

Oh, and Soda is a beautiful name.


14 posted on 07/22/2009 7:15:01 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (This tagline excerpted. To read more, click on MyOverratedBlog.com)
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Well, if you gotta go, you might as well go with a smile on your face!

Sea Lions don't smile. ;O)
15 posted on 07/22/2009 7:15:11 PM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! FairTaxNation.com)
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To: SIDENET

I’m stealing that one.....

Giggety!


16 posted on 07/22/2009 7:15:26 PM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: SIDENET

I’m stealing that one.....

Giggety!


17 posted on 07/22/2009 7:15:32 PM PDT by GQuagmire
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'Mike the sea lion dies of heart failure after marathon mating session'

Hell, that's the way I wanna go......LMAO


18 posted on 07/22/2009 7:15:35 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Ted Nugent for Attorney General '12. You Know You Want It.)
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19 posted on 07/22/2009 7:15:35 PM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: al baby

Obamacare would have saved him by giving him the red pill instead of that evil blue one.


20 posted on 07/22/2009 7:16:15 PM PDT by csmusaret (If you like this economy, keep voting for Donkeys.)
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