Cast:
* Will Smith as "Benny", the mixed-race Manchurian Candidate with an empty biography running for President
* John Ratzenburger as "Moe", the bumbling, well-meaning, completely wrong, gaffe-prone VP candidate
* Robert Downey, Jr as "Bahm", the Jewish political strategist who sends dead fish to political pollsters who are 'unkind' to the candidate's positions
* Tom Cruise as the inventor of Astro-Turf political movements (reviving his type-cast roll in "Tropic Thunder") who has to edit out four-letter words before loading the Teleprompter for the candidate
* Omarosa Manigault Stallworth as Rochelle, the America-hating wife of the candidate
* Joe Pesci as "Jerry", the social gadfly, gay, drug provider who 'entertains' the candidate in a limo while the candidate held state office prior to running for President. Joe will be bringing back his character-type, David Ferrie, from "JFK"
* Forest Whitaker as the mean spirited, America-hating, liberation-theology-based, racist pastor of the candidate's church
* Jamie Foxx as the gay choir director mysteriously killed for "knowing too much" about the candidate's private life on the down-low
* Playing themselves, many media anchors and talking heads will make cameo appearances as they transform from cheerleaders for the candidate to cheerleaders and propagandists for the President as he enters office. Several were screened to make sure their legs tingled well enough for the big screen
Coming to you soon, hopefully before the 2012 election cycle.