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How many Frepers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (Friday Humor)

Posted on 08/14/2009 7:19:07 AM PDT by Borges

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To: Young Werther

Miss High Beam?


101 posted on 08/14/2009 8:16:36 AM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: wbill

I am very disappointed, 59 post before it got to cheese and moose. Free Republic just isn’t what it once was in the good old days.


102 posted on 08/14/2009 8:18:45 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: Borges

None. True conservatives only use candles.


103 posted on 08/14/2009 8:19:46 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ("Prosperity is just around the corner." Herbert Hoover, 1932)
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To: Borges

We forgot the 7 “cop-haters” who think it is a cops fault the bulb burned out and the 9 “cop-apologists” that will say the lightbulb got what it deserved.


104 posted on 08/14/2009 8:20:33 AM PDT by gunnut
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To: Eaker
UU ------ think!
105 posted on 08/14/2009 8:22:06 AM PDT by Young Werther (Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
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To: Young Werther

I must say, that lit me up!


106 posted on 08/14/2009 8:25:14 AM PDT by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Borges; Admin Moderator
Aaargh I spelled Freepers wrong. Can you help out?

The phrase "hoist on one's own petard" comes to mind. ;)

107 posted on 08/14/2009 8:25:32 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Borges

Where is the lightbulb bailout?


108 posted on 08/14/2009 8:29:47 AM PDT by Jessica2677 (I cant afford taxes anymore so I am claiming EXEMPT!)
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To: Borges

Don’t forget the 6 that argue about biblical passages that they believe relate to changing a light bulb.

The 4 that will tell you the US is dying because we can’t make a light bulb that lasts longer.

Also, the dozens that blame Obama for reducing our countries capacity to make those same bulbs.


109 posted on 08/14/2009 8:32:13 AM PDT by stuartcr (Everything happens as God wants it to...otherwise, things would be different.)
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All of your lightbulb are belong to us.


110 posted on 08/14/2009 8:34:34 AM PDT by Vermont Lt (Ein Volk, Ein Riech, Ein Ein.)
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To: Admin Moderator; Borges
Does Jim Thompson know about this splinter group of Frepers on his site?
111 posted on 08/14/2009 8:35:18 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: Borges
FReepers don't need light bulbs.
It's those other guys that are in the dark.
112 posted on 08/14/2009 8:35:29 AM PDT by astyanax (I'm here to spread peace, love and happiness... so get the f*#% out of my way.)
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To: Borges; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...

No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
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The lightbulb is not out.

The Moderator removed it.

113 posted on 08/14/2009 8:46:52 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Borges

4 to post Get over it. Deal with the new light bulb for 3.5 more years.

3 to post the light bulb story is fake. If it was possible to change the light bulb Hillary Clinton would have already done it.

5 to post that the light bulb should watch it’s back because Hillary and Bubba are in the wings just waiting to replace it.


114 posted on 08/14/2009 8:51:04 AM PDT by Smokeyblue
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To: Young Werther
12 FReepers to point out that they would "HIT IT"

15 FReepers to charge "NOT GUILTY" ; )
115 posted on 08/14/2009 8:53:36 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: ThomasThomas
change-poster

Don't forget about the Freepers who somehow find a way to make it political!

116 posted on 08/14/2009 8:57:23 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: Borges; boxerblues; HiTech RedNeck

Hit refresh or F5 several times.


117 posted on 08/14/2009 9:12:03 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: Borges

No Birther thread hijack attempts?


119 posted on 08/14/2009 9:54:10 AM PDT by BJClinton (One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Borges

One post telling us how Chuck Norris would intimidate the bulb into changing itself.


120 posted on 08/14/2009 9:57:36 AM PDT by posterchild (Endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights.)
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