Must have been priceless. I suppose when one is crazed by drugs and desperate, the disguise seems like a perfectly good idea at the time.
There was also a good story recently about a cross-dresser : "After sifting through old surveillance photos of other robberies, detectives found a photo of what appeared to be a female suspect wearing a dress, according to an affidavit for arrest warrant.
A closer look at the “woman” involved in the March 13, 2008, heist at the Wells Fargo bank in the 100 block of Northeast Loop 410 showed a striking resemblance to 22-year-old Jack.
After detectives returned to the Wells Fargo recently, employees there said they recalled that the woman who held them up in 2008 had an “Adam's apple.”
Bank employees picked Jack out of a photo lineup.
and then and don't forget the guy wearing a dish towel!
INT. CAR. NIGHT
Anthony, Dignan, and Bob are sitting in Bob’s car, parked in the dark. Bob’s at the wheel. Anthony and Dignan are in the back. Anthony has on a dark blue ski cap. Dignan’s wearing a baseball cap with the brim pulled down low. He puts a piece of adhesive tape across his nose and hands the roll to Anthony.
BOB: What are you doing?
DIGNAN: I’m putting a piece of tape on my nose.
Anthony tapes his nose. They stare out the windshield. The alarm on Dignan’s digital watch goes off.
DIGNAN: (immediately, dead serious) Let’s get lucky.
...
EXT. HAMBURGER PLACE. NIGHT
A picnic table in front of a hamburger place. Dignan is standing up with his drink in his hand.
BOB: Was Dignan screaming like, Get me a bag!
DIGNAN: No. I was calm.
ANTHONY: What about what that guy said?
DIGNAN: Oh, shXX. That was scary. In the middle of the robbery. The manager looks at me. Right in the eye. And
goes, I’m going to remember you.
BOB: Are you serious?
ANTHONY: Yeah. He said that.
DIGNAN: I swear to God. In a very quiet voice.
ANTHONY: Like he meant it.
DIGNAN: Yeah.
ANTHONY: Like he would find Dignan. One day.
DIGNAN: Like I’m going to hunt you down and
kill you.
Dignan stands there a minute and lets this sink in. Then he
finally sits down and they all eat their burgers.
BOB: You really think he’ll remember you?
DIGNAN: (smiles) No. All he’ll remember is a guy with a piece of tape on his nose.
They laugh smugly.
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