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To: eus

Let me get this straight.

God sends His Son, who dies on a cross to save us from our own sin. Jesus comes back from the dead, as He said He would, and essentially goes home, promising He’ll be back.

In the meantime, between cosmic crossword puzzles, God gets mad, throws out the Bible and says, “That’s IT! I’ve had it! Contract cancelled (Sorry Son about you becoming human and hanging from that cross - my bad).

He sends down the angels to wipe everybody out, but Michael’s got a soft spot for the folks that originally hung his boss from a cross.

He voluntarily falls to earth to save the parents of the Second Messiah, who doesn’t come back down in the Glorious Appearing, but does the whole human birth thing all over again.

Yup, this makes a ton of sense.


9 posted on 08/25/2009 9:00:45 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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To: RinaseaofDs

I believe this is a fictional movie, not to be mistaken for real life.


24 posted on 08/25/2009 9:40:15 AM PDT by stuartcr (If we are truly made in the image of God, why do we have faults?)
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To: RinaseaofDs

You don’t get it. The second messiah was not sent by God in Heaven. This messiah comes from the other place. You see now that God hates man, Satan can save the day with his only begotten child, the chosen, not aborted fetus of a hard working waitress/union worker with a heart of gold. Blah, blah, blah.

(Hollywood backstory imagined by me.)


25 posted on 08/25/2009 9:52:12 AM PDT by Waryone (II Chronicles 7:14)
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