Before the attack started, the deer also kicked the button on its personal defense radio which then played the song “Born Free.” The deer had previously alerted the local liberal news station on where the attack was likely to happen so they could have cameras in place to film the surprise attack. The deer, of course, had previously been a registered Republican, but had realized the error of its ways and had become a Dimocrat. The deer’s name, if you care, was Bambi Kennedy. The predator’s name was Meanie Cheney.
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