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Cops: Drunken Driver Catapults SUV Into House
Newsday ^ | 9/5/2009 | MATTHEW CHAYES AND APRIL WARREN

Posted on 09/05/2009 1:31:44 PM PDT by Vesuvian

An East Moriches neighborhood could've been mistaken for an action-movie set just after midnight Saturday when a suspected drunken-driver's Jeep sped up, flew into the air and catapulted through the second floor of a house....

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When will we have an SUV Czar to save us from these insidious and diabolical tools of evil?
1 posted on 09/05/2009 1:31:45 PM PDT by Vesuvian
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To: Vesuvian

ROFLMAO!


2 posted on 09/05/2009 1:32:45 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (Pray for Israel! And Georgia ! And the Iranian people! and Honduras!)
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To: Vesuvian
...catapulted through the second floor of a house

If we all had one-story houses this sort of thing wouldn't happen. Who's the housing csar and what's he going to do to correct this situation?

3 posted on 09/05/2009 1:35:45 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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4 posted on 09/05/2009 1:37:16 PM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: Vaquero

It’s even worse than I suspected- they’re going to kill us from the air! Help!


5 posted on 09/05/2009 1:39:37 PM PDT by Vesuvian ((insert something witty here))
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To: Vesuvian

Say all you want about SUVs but you couldn’t do this with one of those sorry little “Smart” cars. Even if you could get it up to speed, you’d get killed when you hit the house.


6 posted on 09/05/2009 1:41:57 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (ObamaCare! When "natural causes" just isn't good enough!)
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To: Vesuvian
Ut oh ... there seems to be a rampage of SUV's going rogue in the NYC area today ........

SUV falls on NYC man changing oil

Just yesterday, my Ford Escape started belching smoke from underneth (figured its a fluid leak) ... but heck, maybe the SUV's are rampaging again?

7 posted on 09/05/2009 1:43:03 PM PDT by Mr_Moonlight
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To: Vesuvian

This is nothing, when I was in Germany in 1960, the driver of our VTR drove it into a two story house and demolished two floors and HE was sober!


8 posted on 09/05/2009 2:00:53 PM PDT by calex59 (Hope for a new job counts for creating a job! The dimwits are truly insane.)
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To: Recovering Ex-hippie

Was it Patrick Kennedy?


9 posted on 09/05/2009 7:24:11 PM PDT by scrabblehack
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