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1 posted on 09/09/2009 4:41:50 PM PDT by lonster
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To: lonster

We’ll be drunk it 3.5 minutes....


2 posted on 09/09/2009 4:42:31 PM PDT by Cathy
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I only have a half gallon of bourbon, what can people like me with small amounts do?


4 posted on 09/09/2009 4:43:30 PM PDT by DainBramage
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Is there even that much booze available?


5 posted on 09/09/2009 4:45:08 PM PDT by El Sordo
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Sorry, but if I see piglosi, I will be heading for the barf bag.
But, no problem because I will be washing my cat so I don’t think I will have to see piglosi.


7 posted on 09/09/2009 4:45:54 PM PDT by taillightchaser (When a democrat says "The American people" you know the next words out of his mouth will be lies.)
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No thanks. If this thing passes, I’m going to need my liver.


8 posted on 09/09/2009 4:45:55 PM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (Why buy health insurance at all if you can't be turned down for any pre-existing conditions?)
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Take a shot every time he says "We need to investigate the New Black Panther party!" and you will be stone cold sober all evening.


9 posted on 09/09/2009 4:46:02 PM PDT by SkyPilot
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I don’t think I have enough alcohol in the house.


10 posted on 09/09/2009 4:46:48 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: lonster; monkapotamus; Bender2; All

Is that good idea

Way Obama said we do it for children reset we be drunk into 10 minute into speech OR LESS


12 posted on 09/09/2009 4:49:20 PM PDT by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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If I had a dollar for every time she blinked during the speech I could personally pay off the national debt.


14 posted on 09/09/2009 4:50:11 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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15 posted on 09/09/2009 4:50:59 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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Or how many times the pronoun “I” is used?

Wow, I better not on hump nite! ;)


16 posted on 09/09/2009 4:52:03 PM PDT by Freedom56v2 ("If you think healthcare is expensive now, just wait till it is free! "~ PJ O'Rourke)
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ever hear of alcohol poisoning?


17 posted on 09/09/2009 4:52:03 PM PDT by TiredofItalltoo (tiredofitalltoo)
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I doubt I could do it ...


19 posted on 09/09/2009 4:53:08 PM PDT by Tarpon (The Joker's plan -- Slavery by debt so large it can never be repaid...)
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Alcohol poisoning. Eat an M&M instead.


20 posted on 09/09/2009 4:53:17 PM PDT by Jemian (Yes, we CANN-IBAL!)
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I will drink the entire bottle if she falls over dead!


21 posted on 09/09/2009 4:53:30 PM PDT by Recon Dad ( MARSOC DAD)
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drinking is NOT a game....

it must be performed by professionals....with lost uv eksperins...(hiccup)


24 posted on 09/09/2009 4:54:35 PM PDT by eeevil conservative (GIVE ME A PLACE TO STAND AND I WILL MOVE THE EARTH....Archimedes)
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How about...everytime time that Nazi Pelosi jumps up giggling and clapping like a school girl cheerleader everyone takes a shot???

Please I was a cheerleader, don't insult us that way, I would change school girl cheerleader to rear end of a donkey.
25 posted on 09/09/2009 4:54:58 PM PDT by LegalEagle61 (If you are going to burn our flag, please make sure you are wearing it when you do!)
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When does the dick with ears come on ?


27 posted on 09/09/2009 4:57:05 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom ;))
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I just think it'll be funny to watch him tell the world that we Conservatives are engaging in "scare tactics", and then follow that up by explaining in gory detail how the nation will go to hell if his health care isn't passed. Hypocrites amuse me.


29 posted on 09/09/2009 5:00:04 PM PDT by so_real ( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
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okay, here we go y’all. i’ll let you know how i feel when it’s over.


30 posted on 09/09/2009 5:00:31 PM PDT by lonster
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