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OK... I know you have all been dying to hear LG’s breakdown of the contestants, :-) so here we go.

Ashley Trainer — As Jill, said, we’ve seen the flirt before. Bad news for Ashley...she’s not that hot.

Ben T. — “Ben is often seen with a girl on each arm and boldly claims he’s never been rejected.” It strikes me that the two aspects in that sentence are not necessarily connected.

Betsy Bolan — “She feels her skills as a cop will help her ...” She’s been a cop for ONE year! PUH-LEASE. Such a self assessment says she is not so great with self assessment.

Elizabeth Kim — An elitist lawyer. The worst kind of contestant.

Jaison Robinson — “boasts that, for a million dollars, he would snowboard all the way down Mount Everest.” I’d pay five bucks to watch some dumb ass kill himself like that. With an idiotic statement like that you gotta wonder if it was Zero who nominated him for military academy. The fact the didn’t take advantage of it tells me he’s some kind of pampered rich kid.

Marisa Calihan — working her way through college. Money would help her family. Gorgeous. Hard to not like her.

Mick Trimming — Mick’s pet peeve is when patients, who have neglected their health throughout their whole lives, come to him with extraordinary demands. Gotta love that.
“Oddly enough, the wildest thing he would do to win would be to “give a homeless person a tongue bath”...” Aw, man! That shi’ite won’t fly in camp.

Mike Borassi — Obamatron. First to be booted material. Will blame it on Bush.

Natalie White — “White plans to bring her background in pharmaceutical sales.” WTH! She’s gonna cure people’s headaches? Sale them coconuts? “I’m observant and flexible,...” I guess she’ll be able to bend over and see herself kissing her @ss goodbye. Sorry... couldn’t resist.
I love Southern Belles. But they don’t win Survivor.

Russell Hantz — “Russell can’t wait to get in the competition and show ‘these morons how it’s done.’” OH YEAH. That’s the attitude that will win.

Brett Clouser — T-Shirt Designer. BWAHAhahahahahahahah.... Is he wearing an example of his work? If so, he sucks as a designer. Will probably suck at survivor.

Dave Ball — “...he has a knack for reading people which has helped him through the rough spots. His innate intelligence...” Thinks a lot of himself. I’m sure the other tribe members will be impressed.

Erik Cardona — “His top hobby is skirt chasing....he does have a special female in his life … his dog, Adrian.”
Did anyone check to see if poor Adrian is wearing a dress?!

John Fincher — Rocket Scientist. Model good looks. Off to a great start. “He finds unskilled people amusing, and has no problem telling them to their face.” What?! How stupid is that. He’s going to get into some poor day laborer’s face and laugh at him? WTH is that about?
Please, please, please, create conflict with me.

Kelly Sharbaugh — most likely to take her clothes off in hopes of getting an offer from Playboy.

Laura Morett — grandmother,fitness instructor, Harley rider. I love it! But like Jill says, she better keep her religion to herself or she will be a target.

Monica Padilla — Oh, lord. A law student. Good looking and knows it. Easy to write this one off. HOWEVER, if she plays the game the way she says she will she could go far.

Russell Swan — lawyer. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on, Survivor! Enough with the freakin assclown lawyers. “Russell’s hero is his dad...” At least he’s not all bad. “...he feels that others usually have a hard time dealing with his conversation style.” Translation: Russell has anger control issues and believes “the man” has been keeping his people down since...” Whatever....

Shannon Waters — Man. She’s all over the map. Hard to get a read. If she keeps her military career to herself and pretends she one of the “sisterhood” the lib lawyers and idiot young people might give her a chance. Otherwise...

Yasmin Giles — Geez...two freakin hair stylists? This season should be feature some of the most well-groomed layers ever to be stranded on an island. Is there a manicurist in the crowd? “...working in a beauty salon has helped her learn how to hustle because she is constantly competing with the other employees for new clientele.” LOL! Who knew that hairstyling was a contact sport?

All in all, a pretty sorry lot. Maybe it will be a good season bec the tribe members are so bad. I’ll follow up with my picks later.