At my age, it's getting expensive to buy true love!
Posted on 09/10/2009 6:43:09 AM PDT by Zakeet
At my age, it's getting expensive to buy true love!
The man buys those blue pills by the case, trouble is he forgets where he puts them. And it takes several hundred and he falls to sleep while taking them.
Naw. She gets half of his earnings, starting on the day they were married. Just like any other divorce settlement. Too bad, Hughie.
Story’s no good without pics of the future ex or his latest squeeze.
Think of the antiobiotics they need at that mansion....
I hope the guy lives to be 95 and still has blond 20 year olds hanging off his arm and cooing........."Oh Hef is sooo hot!!" Maybe then the world will finally see this for the empty farce that it is.
Does anybody believe that Hef’s multiple “girlfriends” are anything more than a PR sham? I have to admit that just about every guy has dreamed of being in his shoes (or slippers) at some point but these days his Viagra pony show is just pathetic.
He’s no dummy, they signed a pre-nup, surely at his insistence.
Look Hef, someone should tell you: you look ridiculous. You look like a befuddled old man. I know, I know, you think guys should envy your lifestyle and wish to be you every waking moment. But what you don’t get is that most men secretly acknowledge that, by 70 years of age, a MATURE man has moved on from chasing “poontang” to caring and loving the next generation (i.e. grandchildren). If you’re whole loverboy schtick is authentic, you’re incredibly pathetic.
I think I could just about struggle along on $20K per month.
Now this is funny!
I remember watching some documentary show about the Playboy mansion. Hef was giving a tour and it was funny because the place was really cool circa 1979 but hasn’t changed much since. It reminded me of my Great Uncle who had this great vacation home that he stopped updating in the 60s because he got too old to care. Poor Heff and his collection of 10,000 movies VHS lol.
“Poor Heff and his collection of 10,000 movies VHS lol”. Buy that man a Bud!! LOL.
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Not in Holmby Hills. Kim's gonna have to start slumming it in a different zip code.
Isn’t he being an incredible hypocrite getting married in the first place?
Good. If I lived in Holmby Hills, I'd be thrilled at the opportunity to move. I loathe Holmby Hills and everything it stands for. In the places I love to be--the mountains of Colorado, the piedmont of Virginia, Aiken and Charleston in South Carolina, or Wellington, Florida--you can survivequite nicely on $20K a month.
The girlfriend thing is a job for these girls and Hef is nothing more than a father/grandfather figure. These girls have curfews, allowance, etc. It is all so fake. Hefs relationship with Holly Madison was real. She wanted marriage and kids and he couldn’t give either so she moved on. If you watched The Girls Next Door you can see for Kendra it was all a career thing. She even said so when leaving Hef for her now hubby. So I don’t believe these girls really spend a lot of time with Hef other then getting paid to be on his arms at public events.
Probably, but I still hope she gets half.
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