[Gay State Conservative]

My Dad had a pet monkey in the 50’s and he said it was the worst two weeks of his life....

When I was in my teens a local pet shop had a cool looking monkey for sale.I begged my parents to let me have him/her but they *refused*.Probably a wise decision on their part given what I've since learned about a monkey's inclination to combine toileting with expressions of displeasure.

[GQuagmire]

That was one of many transgressions the monkey performed....