[SeeSharp]

..many in the Russian intelligence community have been investigating transmissions from the United States regarding a submarine only 30.5 cm (1 ft) in length at a cost of less than 160 rubles (aprox. $5 U.S.)

Here in Texas we call that a condom.

[TheVitaminPress]

ROFLMAO

[AussieJoe]

“Here in Texas we call that a condom.”
HAHAHAHAHAAA!

....and in related news, a Russian company, run as a front for the KGB initiated a psy-ops campaign against US troop morale by placing a large order with a US condom manufacturer as military procurement, specifying 3” diameter by 14” length per condom. The CIA learned of the campaign and launched a counter-operation.... they instructed the condom manufacturer to fill the order and label each box ‘Size:Medium’.

[AussieJoe]

“Here in Texas we call that a condom.”
HAHAHAHAHAAA!

....and in related news, a Russian company, run as a front for the KGB initiated a psy-ops campaign against US troop morale by placing a large order with a US condom manufacturer as military procurement, specifying 3” diameter by 14” length per condom. The CIA learned of the campaign and launched a counter-operation.... they instructed the condom manufacturer to fill the order and label each box ‘Size:Medium’.