[SJSAMPLE]

Look at the picture right above your post.
You could walk through that crowd without a scratch.

But, I am well-armed.
Seriously well-armed.

Isn’t everyone?

[ArrogantBustard]

Didn't I say "Ten thousand zombies"?

I don't see ten thousand zombies in that picture. Only 13.

I think I could take out 13 shambling zombies with my personal weaponry.

Not so sure about 10K. You?

[The Comedian]

But, I am well-armed.
Seriously well-armed.

Isn’t everyone?

Only the people who matter.

Unless you are too young to shoulder a .22, I mean like toddler or younger, being unarmed should be a crime, punishable by forced Barbara Streisand music.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.