Posted on 10/02/2009 8:25:29 PM PDT by Chet 99
WEST MONROE, La. — Deputies arrested a blood-stained 39-year-old woman for allegedly biting her boyfriend's tongue during an argument. According to an arrest affidavit, the woman's boyfriend told deputies that she hit him over the head with a beer bottle during the disagreement. He said he attempted to kiss her to reconcile and she bit his tongue, causing it to bleed.
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When she hits you over the head with a beer bottle, it’s time for flowers. I thought every guy knew that.
SEIU member?
“He attempted to kiss her to reconcile”
Big mistake...BIIIIG MISTAKE!
Was it a bite-bite?
Was the boyfriend’s name Dave leterman
I'm betting he is glad he didn't attempt to force her to perform oral sex to reconcile...
He actually got off pretty easy. Its not hard to imagine his ‘girlfriend’ engaging in other forms of physical retribution with even more severe consequences.
Dats good eatin.....oooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeee
yep! there is another male goody that does not go good with teeth...
Didn’t the same thing happen to the Sham-Wow guy?
Good thing he only took his tongue out.
And women wonder why we say they escalate things...
ah, home sweet home...
I’d have to know the brand of beer before I determine her guilt or innocence.
Trying to tongue a pissed off wife puts this guy on the stuck on stupid list at #1.
“La. woman accused of biting boyfriend’s tongue”
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase: “Close Quarter Combat”
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