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Barak Obama Named Mr. Universe 2010
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| Barak Obama
Posted on 10/09/2009 10:07:15 AM PDT by elhombrelibre
A lathered up, muscle-bound, Barak Obama accepted next year's Mr. Universe with a vim and vigor saying only America haters like the Taliban, al Qaeda, and Rush Limbaugh do not appreciate what this award means to skinny kids all over the world. Obama pledged to use his winnings to take all the gold medals in the 2016 Rio Olympics. To get ready, Obama pledged to read carefully from the teleprompter using uplifting rhetoric bound to assure his win.
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To: elhombrelibre
He’s here to pump YOU up!
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:09:25 AM PDT
by
SandWMan
( I'm still trying to find the section in the Constitution that mentions "nation building".......)
To: elhombrelibre
To: elhombrelibre
Universe renamed Obamaverse!
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:09:59 AM PDT
by
dblshot
To: SandWMan
He lightens your wallet while you look on in disbelief.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:10:34 AM PDT
by
elhombrelibre
(The number one threat to American Security: Barak Obama - Jimmy Carter Part II.)
To: elhombrelibre
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:10:50 AM PDT
by
mojitojoe
(Socialism is just the last “feel good” step on the path to Communism and its slavery. Lenin)
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:11:30 AM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(FR.....Monthly Donors Wanted.)
To: elhombrelibre
Coincidentally, he was ALSO named MISS UNIVERSE!
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:15:49 AM PDT
by
bolobaby
To: elhombrelibre
“He can juggle both girls and the dog, but doesn’t like
to show off so he does it when no one’s looking.”
MC Gibbs
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:15:51 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(YOU may already be a winner--if your name is Barack Obama!)
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