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BREAKING: Obama Parts Red Sea, Egyptians Drowned.
Free Republic | Oct 9, 2009 | By Laz

Posted on 10/09/2009 11:05:18 AM PDT by Lazamataz

(AP) With a simple wave of His Hand, the waters rushed apart.

Obama, in a bit to strengthen His numbers with Jews, walked to the Red Sea and parted it for the fleeing Jewish slaves. While ringed by a large American armed force contingent, He waved the waters apart.

Blackhawk helicoptors radioed the position of the pursuing Egyptian forces, and when they were in the Red Sea's sea-bed, Obama permitted the waters to crash down among them. There were no survivors.

Islamic and Egyptian leaders were harshly critical, but the UN quickly authored a resolution of Praise and Worship for the boy-king.


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1 posted on 10/09/2009 11:05:18 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

That doesn’t sound very “peaceful”! I guess the Egyptians didn’t get a vote.


2 posted on 10/09/2009 11:08:12 AM PDT by the_Watchman
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To: Lazamataz

“By his mighty hand”


3 posted on 10/09/2009 11:10:32 AM PDT by Texas resident ( It's us against them. And we're on our own.)
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