Posted on 10/09/2009 2:26:36 PM PDT by mkjessup
ARAB Alabama, MKJ Press (9 Oct 09) - In what has been described as an astounding about face, the national leadership of the Ku Klux Klan announced here this afternoon that it was abandoning it's past divisive racial views and embracing 'The New Age of Obama', and to demonstrate their sincerity, Awarded President Barack Hussein Obama the very first 'National Ku Klux Klan Honorary White Man' Award, saying "Hey, President Obama is at least half white and that makes him ok with us good ol' boys, he invited a cop and some pointy-headed professor-type to have a beer at the White House, ya don't get more Southern than THAT!"
In a further break from tradition, the Klan announced that members would no longer be permitted to wear white robes, as the new KKK official garb would be robes with a white and black swirling stripe design, "picture a Dairy Queen Zebra ice cream cone, with chocolate and vanilla twisted altogether, that's it!"
In related news, former Klansman and candidate for Governor of Louisiana David Duke was found wandering the streets of New Orleans in a stupor, sporting a new corn row hair style, carrying a Tupperware tub filled with Heineken beer, saying "where's Looter Guy? I'm ready to get drunk with that Bro!"
This concludes another breaking news story on this most amazing of all days in recent memory.
This is it, I’m moving to Panama. On a lighter note, is it all right for me to accuse Zero of being racist now that he’s an honorary white man?
ok, this one made me laugh...
I guessed they looked at the background of the momma that raised him.
Sure, go for it! lol
In other news today, it has been discovered that he is the only man ever known to actually understand women.
What would Clayton Bigsby think?
did sheets byrd have anything to say about this ?
I think Clayton might need some industrial strength meds to deal with this, LOL
Sheets is in his Senate office, trying to “Get Rhythm”.
Just like the Eddie Murphy routine about the two drunken rednecks voting for Jesse Jackson, then waking up the next day, "He F'ing Won?!?!?"
See? Truth IS stranger than fiction! LOL
I have a sneaking suspicion that ‘story’ MIGHT be satire... ;)
Anyone that hates Hillary can’t be all bad.
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