Houston at Cincinnati - Bungholes beat the crap out of the Texians
Detroit at Green Bay - Packers pound the Kitties
Baltimore at Minnesota - Dirty Birds claw the Victims
NY Giants at New Orleans - Aints swat the Gnats
Cleveland at Pittsburgh - Stools crap all over the Brownies
Carolina at Tampa Bay - Girliemen beat the other Girliemen (yawn)
Kansas City at Washington - Deadskins come alive against the Texans
St. Louis at Jacksonville - Jagwursts grill the Rushless Lambs
Arizona at Seattle - Seahags pluck the Buzzards
Philadelphia at Oakland - Beagles poop all over the Traitors
Tennessee at New England - Patriots drill the Oilers
Buffalo at NY Jets - Chips shoot down the Jests
Chicago at Atlanta - Flakins dive-bomb the Bearlies
Denver at San Diego - Bolts kick the Donkeys
Dallas - 'pies will play to the level of their competition and fail to score despite no opposition
Indianapolis - New irritating Peyton Manning commercials will debut next weekend
Miami - 'phins will tan at the beach
San Francisco - 'niners will participate in gay-day activities
