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Now, if they eat homos (Few libs too.) and p-ss gasoline, we’ve realy lucked out, Barney.

LOL, that reminds me of an old story from back in the 50's when the UFO/Saucer craze was really ramping up, a UFO lands in the parking lot of a gas station that has closed for the night. Two aliens exit the UFO and approach a gas pump and state "take us to your leaders".

Naturally the gas pump doesn't respond, it's inanimate.

The first alien repeats the demand "take us to your leaders" (with a bit more assertiveness), and again: no response from the gas pump.

The second alien says "be careful Zopmoc, he looks like a dangerous Earthling". The first alien says "if he does not respond, I will disintegrate him!"

One more time, the first alien demands "take us to your leaders" and when the gas pump fails to respond, the first alien brandishes a weapon, pulls the trigger, and (of course) the gasoline and fumes inside the gas pump ignite, the tank underground explodes, the entire station is engulfed in flames, the two aliens are knocked ass-over-teacups until they come to rest next to their UFO.

The first alien says "you were right about that Earthling being dangerous, how did you know?"

The second alien says "Any Earthling that can wrap his pecker around his waist 3 times and stick it in his ear, is a DANGEROUS EARTHLING!!!