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"Service animal" has a creepy sound.

We prefer more politically correct synomyms like "assistance animals", "assist animals", "support animals" or "helper animals."

[steveo]

What’s sad is that I remember those adverts.

[left that other site]

Now we have screaming herds of feral monkeys in Miami causing great mischief.

They are probably the descendants of those $18.95 Darling Pet Monkeys in the ad!