Let them win the Darwin awards.
Or charge them for the rescues.
Ignorance is not bliss, and it should be costly.
“Or charge them for the rescues”
That was my thought. The Park Service should have hugh signs and signed agreements that rescue is available in emergencies only, and specify what is and what is not an emergency. The signers would hae to agree that if they call 911 in a non-emergency, they will pay the full costs of dispatching a rescue team.