One exception might be Russia. When I visited the Soviet Union in 1972, the only beer available was Moskovskaya, which made Hamm's, arguably America's worst-tasting beer, seem like draft Spatenbräu.
Lol, now that’s some funny stuff. I’m very fond of Belgians myself, trappist ales in particular. I can’t stomach domestic mass market brews. You drink it ice cold so you can’t taste it.