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`You hit a what?' SUV nearly slams into elephant (Should the SUV keep GOP tusk prize?)
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| 11/06/09
| SEAN MURPHY
Posted on 11/05/2009 8:48:51 PM PST by Libloather
Edited on 11/05/2009 8:52:05 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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OKLAHOMA CITY
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KEYWORDS: circus; elephant; oklahoma; suv
From another report -
Police say the 29-year-old elephant had escaped...
...probably from some 60's leftist radical parents who wouldn't let him go.
To: Libloather
"Didn't have time to hit the brakes. The elephant blended in with the road," driver Bill Carpenter said Thursday. "At the very last second I said 'elephant!'"Now that's a funny line right there.
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posted on
11/05/2009 8:54:09 PM PST
by
SoDak
(bitter clinger)
To: Libloather
So that is the where the expression “Have you seen the elephant” comes from in pioneer days.
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posted on
11/05/2009 8:54:36 PM PST
by
IrishCatholic
(No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
To: Libloather; windcliff
At least they didn’t see a pink elephant.
To: Libloather
Last night I was forced to shoot an elephant in my pajamas...How it got in to my pajamas I’ll never know!
To: BigCinBigD
How it got in to my pajamas I’ll never know!You've been waiting 50 years to deliver that punch line?
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posted on
11/05/2009 9:11:03 PM PST
by
Libloather
(Tea totaler, PROUD birther, mobster, pro-lifer, anti-warmer, enemy of the state...)
To: Libloather
Why did the elephant cross the road?
He didn't his trip was truncated.
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posted on
11/05/2009 9:13:18 PM PST
by
smug
(tanstaafl)
To: Libloather
Elephant topics are rare. I'm very patient.
To: Libloather
For some reason, this makes me want big fake tusks on the front of my SUV. I can see the libs mouths drop now.
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posted on
11/05/2009 11:23:34 PM PST
by
Boiling point
(If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.)
To: SoDak
"Didn't have time to hit the brakes. The elephant blended in with the road," driver Bill Carpenter said Thursday. "At the very last second I said 'elephant!'"
Now that's a funny line right there. lol...I can't stop chuckling because that's exactly what people call out when they see a deer...deer! How weird to have to call out "elephant!"
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