[The Comedian]

a symbol of racial pride

That's a disgusting, true phrase that is only allowed if you aren't white.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[BooBoo1000]

Moving on up to the White House,
That Big White house in the sky.

Moving on up to the White House,
Going to get a piece of the Pie.

Hey Wheeze.