Tiger Woods 'Told Friend His Wife Had Gone Ghetto On Him'

Telegraph(UK) ^ | November 29th 2009

[Praxeologue]

like Tiger knows ghetto

like Obama knows ghetto

[TheThinker]

I think it means she threw his shoes on the telephone line

Ha! Actually she threw them at his face, spikes first.

[tweakDU]

2nd best reply from yesterday:

there are penalties in golf for playing the wrong hole.

[safetysign]

Sounds like his wife is twe wrong hole.

[safetysign]

Sounds like his wife is the wrong hole.

[MinorityRepublican]

Really that’s becoming a trend in society today. Usually White Women ends up dating Black Men. 20 years from now, this country is gonna look like Brazil.

[VRWCer]

Big question. Was it really the putter or a 9 iron?

I think it was his driver.

[traumer]

party events organiser
vs.
community organiser

[traumer]

“gone ghetto”....

[Pearls Before Swine]

I think “gone Viking” is more appropriate than “gone ghetto” for the blonde bombshell.

[isom35]

can tiger be charged with a hate crime?

[Niuhuru]

“Although I don’t think she’s ever chased him down the driveway with a golf club”

Mainly because your father hasn’t cheated on her.

[RinaseaofDs]

I wouldn’t include Phil in that group. His marriage has had his share of issues.

[gogeo]

What would Earl have to say about Tiger stepping out with a HoochiMama while dissing his BabyMama?

I believe Earl was known for that.

[Slyfox]

Earl: Watch out for the left hooker. Watch out for the right hooker.

Tiger: What about the hooker in the middle?

Earl: She's all yours son.