Governor Sam Houston once said:
"Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can't make it without Texas"
IN MY DREAMS
BILL & HILLARY CLINTON ON RIKERS ISLAND
a-a-a-h-h-h-h!
THE CLINTON CRIME LIST
Lying Under Oath as President - 2 times
Lying Under Oath as Governor - 5 times
Lying Under Oath as Attorney General
Lying Under Oath in a Deposition
Lying Under Oath to a Grand Jury
Lying Under Oath as a Lawyer
Lying While Taking Oath of Enlistment
Abuse of Power
Obstruction of Justice
Treason
Sedition
Corruption
Collusion
Coercion
Graft
Retaliation
Bribe Solicitation
Taking Bribes
Bribery of Cabinet Members
Bribery of State Officials
Commercial Bribery
Commercial Bribery Receiving
Receiving Unlawful Gratuities
Illegal Gift-Taking
Falsifying Business Records
Malfeasance of Office
Perjury
Subornation of Perjury
Perjury by Inconsistent Statements
Aggravated Perjury
Felony Aggravated Perjury
Witness Intimidation
Witness Tampering
Jury Tampering
Tampering With Physical Evidence
Tampering With Public Records
Ethics Violations
Intentional Interference in the Administration of Justice
Refusing to Assist a Judicial Officer
Hindering Prosecution in the First Degree
Hindering Prosecution in the Second Degree
Unlawful Contact in the First Degree
Civil Contempt of Court
Contempt of Congress
Contempt of the American People
Criminal Contempt of Court
Criminalizing Frauds on Financial Institutions
Criminal Intent
Criminal Trespass
Criminal Association
Criminal Deception
Criminal Use of a Computer
Criminal Negligence Causing Bodily Harm
Criminal Solicitation
Criminal Negligence
Criminal Violation of the Privacy Act
Assisting a Criminal
Deception
False Information or Report
False Accusation
False Testimony
Factually False Testimony
False Swearing
Making a False Statement
Unsworn Falsification
Misuse of Taxpayer Funds
Misuse of Government Files
Misuse of Franking Privilege
Misuse of Corporate Assets
Misuse of Confidential Information
Misrepresentation
Misapplying Funds
Misapplication of Property
Misapplication of Fiduciary Property
Misappropriation of Government Property
Misappropriation of Government Personel
Misappropriating Funds
Misprison of Felony
Misconduct
Marital Misconduct
Serious Misconduct
Professional Misconduct
Official Misconduct
Notorious Misconduct
Misconduct Involving a Controlled Substance
Obstruction of the Judicial Process
Interference With Official Proceedings
Recklessness
Grand Larceny
Extortion
Embezzlement
Vandalism
Blackmail
Obstruction of Highways
Substance Abuse
Drug Possession
Evidence Suppression
Illegal Foreign Campaign Funding
Failure to Request a Criminal History for Employees
Aiding and Abetting Espionage
Aiding and Abetting Foreign Dictators
Aiding and Abetting Arsonists
Aiding and Abetting Drug Traffic
Aiding and Abetting Organized Crime
Aiding and Abetting Terrorism
Aiding and Abetting a Known Felon
Aiding and Abetting Terrorists and Terrorist Organizations
Terroristic Threatening
Providing Material Support to Terrorists
Engaging in Transactions with Terrorists
Improper Exports of Sensitive Technology
Attempted Intimidation of Prosecutors
Failure to Declare Income
Failure to Investigate Drug Trafficking
Scheme to Defraud
Real Estate Fraud
Voter Fraud
Mail Fraud
Wire Fraud
Paternity Fraud
Interstate Transportation to Defraud
Destruction of Business Records with Intent to Defraud
Use of State Police for Personal Purposes
Illegal Loan Extraction
False Reports by Medical Examiners and Others Investigating Suspicious Deaths
Improper Futures Trading
Illegal Use of the Executive Branch
Character Defamation
Destruction of Evidence
Political Espionage
Money Laundering
Possession of False Papers
False Acknowledgment
False Declaration Before a Court
Wrongful Handling of Public Documents
Concealing or Covering Up of Material Fact
Disclosure of Confidential Information
Failure to Account for Public Money
Receiving or Concealing Stolen Government Property
Failure to Deposit Federal Monies
Wrongful Solicitation of Embezzlement or Gifts
Use of a Public Building to Solicit Political Funds
Accepting Fee for Federal Employment
Offering to Procure an Appointive Public Office
Taking Illegal Kickbacks
Racketeering
Investing Racketeering Income
RICO Conspiracy
Conspiracy
Conspiracy to Conceal
Conspiracy to Pervert Justice
Conspiracy to Murder
Conspiracy to Engage in Racketeering
Conspiracy to Defraud the Federal Government
Conspiracy to Violate Immigration Laws
Wrongful Destruction of War Records
Malicious Injury to Property
Acquiring an Enterprise Through Racketeering
Interstate Transportation of Stolen Property
Offering Gratuities or Graft to a Public Official
Soliciting or Accepting Illegal Gratuities
Offering Gratuities to a Witness
Seeking or Accepting Illegal Compensation
Influencing or Injuring Officers, Jurors or Witnesses
Obstructing Agency Proceedings
Obstructing Criminal Investigations
Threatening Victims, Witnesses or Informants
Harassing Victims, Witnesses or Informants
Retaliating Against Victims, Witnesses or Informants
Falsely Making or Forging a Public Record
Falsely Making or Forging a Document
Uttering or Publishing a False Public Record
Transmitting a False Record to the United States
Desecration of Federal Ethics Laws
Judicial Intimidation
Conflict of Interests
Illegal Campaign Activity
Ordering Politically Motivated Audits
Ordering Politically Motivated Investigations
Timing of War Influenced by Political Considerations
Foreign Influence Peddling
Regular Influence Peddling
Providing False and Misleading Testimony
Evisceration of the Right to Habeas Corpus
Interfering with a Court Order
Theft of Government Property
Abuse of Taxpayer Financed Travel
Anti-American Espionage
Jeopardizing National Security
Murder by Accessory by Witness Tampering
Murder by Accessory by Forgery
Solicitation to Commit Murder by Accessory
Accessory to Multiple Deaths
Accessory to Murder in the Second Degree
Accessory to Aggravated Murder
Accessory to Felony Murder
Accessory to Criminal Libel
Accessory to Unlawful Flight to Avoid Prosecution
Accessory to Arson
Accessory to Criminal Negligent Burning
Accessory After the Fact
Accessory to Mayhem
Accessory to Criminal Mischief
Accessory to Criminal Negligence
Accessory to Home Invasion
Accessory to Abduction
Accessory to Causing Mental Harm to a Child
Accessory to Child Sex Trafficking
Custodial Interference in the First Degree
Failure to Report Child Abuse
Child Endangerment
Cruelty to Persons
Sexual Harassment
Indecent Exposure in the Second Degree
Indecent Assault
Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress
Malicious Wounding
False Imprisonment
Unlawful Restraint
Involuntary Servitude
Sexual Abuse of Employees
Lewd and Lascivious Conduct
Exchange of Promotions or Benefits for Sexual Favors
First Degree Sexual Assault
Second Degree Sexual Assault
Third Degree Sexual Assault
Fourth Degree Sexual Assault
Gross Sexual Assault
Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
Sexual Battery
Intent to Rape
Suspicion of Rape
Rape
Forcible Rape
Oral Copulation
Intent to Commit Sexual Assault
Misdemeanor Sexual Assault
Felony Sexual Assault
Sexual Misconduct in the First Degree
Criminal Sexual Conduct by Force and Coercion
Unlawful Sexual Contact
Unlawful Sexual Activity with a Minor
Forcible Touching
Consensual Digital Penetration
Lewd Proposal
Sexual Battery
Penetration by a Foreign Object
Failure to Register as a Sexual Offender
Dereliction of Duty
Negligent Dereliction of Duty
Corrupting Public Discourse
Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor
Unfit to Hold a Law License
Conduct Unbecoming a President
Impersonating a Public Servant
Squandering the Public Trust
(259 crimes - so far) (Only 37 of them are for SEX)
Wagging the dog?
Election eve 1996: US jets fire on Iraqi radar sites.
January 26, 1998: President goes on TV to deny Lewinsky affair; sends top officials on tour to build support for attack on Iraq. Warns Hussein not to "defy the will of the world."
June 30, 1998: Judge Suzan Webber Wright orders unsealing of Clinton's Jones case deposition; US jets fire on Iraqi radar sites.
August 20, 1998: Monica Lewinsky appears before grand jury; Clinton attacks alleged terrorist centers in Sudan and Afghanistan.
November 13, 1998: Clinton settles Paula Jones suit for $850,000; Clinton orders, then aborts, massive missile attack on Iraq.
Impeachment eve 1998: Clinton launches massive missile attack on Iraq.
"And I got convicted of what?"
Let us tell it like it is. The same White House that destroyed Billy Dale, the same White House that called Monica Lewinsky a liar, the same White House that abandoned Lani Guinier is on the attack. It is time to ask, Congress: How many files of American citizens were illegally transferred from the FBI to the White House and who ordered it? Are you on the list? Are you on the list? Am I on that list? If Joe Q. Citizen lied in a civil trial, he would be sued for every penny. If Joe Q. Citizen lied to a grand jury, he would go to jail. Lying is perjury. Perjury is a crime. Now, having said that, what is going on here, Mr. Speaker? Does America now have two legal standards, one for you, one for me; one for he, one for she; one for generals, one for soldiers; one for presidents, one for residents? Let us tell it like it is. Joe Q. Citizen cannot apologize, Joe Q. Citizen is not censured, Joe Q. Citizen is prosecuted. And let me warn Congress: An America with two legal standards is an America with no legal standards.
Beam me up, Mr. Speaker.
Lied about a stock sale - 5 months in the slammer
Gee, I miss Ronald Reagan and John Paul II
List of Clinton cronies who have been convicted of crimes:click here **Update** add Sandy Berger
If you would like a detailed chronicle of the above offences: click here
And if you have a still further yankering to understand the real Bill Clinton: click here
Cheers,
SLY
