Posted on 11/29/2009 12:30:23 PM PST by kcvl
Tiger's Alleged Mistress Hitches Ride with Allred
Posted Nov 29th 2009 3:00PM by TMZ Staff
Taxi? Limo? Sedan? Nope -- Tiger Woods' alleged mistress took the Gloria Allred Express from LAX this afternoon.
Rachel Uchitel landed in Los Angeles and got bombarded with questions from paps. We got the silent treatment from her again -- but then Gloria swooped in to save the day ... with a hug.
Gloria kept her comments brief, saying, "At some point we'll decided what the next step should be."
Gloria also said she won't be holding one of her famous press conferences in the coming days. We'll see about that.
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Chick’s got it made - notoriety is all you need to ride the gravy train!
Id Hit it
Tiger’s Alleged Mistress — For Gloria’s Ears Only
Posted Nov 29th 2009 1:28PM by TMZ Staff
Rachel Uchitel — the alleged “other woman” in Tiger Woods’ life — is on her way to Los Angeles to meet with the one and only ... Gloria Allred.
We caught up with Rachel outside her NYC apartment early this morning and again at JFK airport.
She’ll be meeting with Gloria today, and — if history is any market — you can expect a good ol’ Gloria Allred news conferene on Monday — we’re guessing 11:30 AM PT.
We know the drill.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/29/tiger-woods-rachel-uchitel-gloria-allred-video/#ixzz0YHa1IcJZ
If Gloria, the vulture, Allred’s involved somebody is gonna pay big bucks for behaving in a “sexist” fashion somewhere, someplace, somehow.
Playboy spread coming.
Gotta post again. I think my version is funny.
So Tiger and his wife are having breakfast.
Wife- “What’s this in the Enquirer?”
Tiger- “Er, um, those jeans sure do make you look FAT!”
Not a good way to start the day.
Sometime in the afternoon Tiger was sitting on the couch, in the living room.
His wife sits down next to him and asks “What on the TV?”
“Dust” he replied.
and the wife fuming from the earlier insensitive comment storms off in a huff saying something about “Tiger sleeping outside until he becomes a little more domesticated”.
Tiger puts a hand to forehead saying to himself “Geesh!”
They didn’t speak to each other for the rest of the night. Tiger fell asleep on the couch, in the media room and at 2 in the morning, heard the screech of a banchee and something about a “...G&)*&damn toilet down or up...!” realizing he committed a capital offense by leaving the toilet seat up, he rubs his eyes and fumbles looking for his car keys.
Making a hasty retreat to the garage his wife cuts him off. She is breathing heavy, with her hair everywhere and stuff coming out of her eyes. Additionally, she is nervously gripping a 3 Wood and suddenly screams “What’s with the car keys Mr. Can’t do anything wrong? Hmmm? Going to see your harlot? Well, thanks for pointing out My Fat ass, which just took a dunk in gold plated toilet”.
Tiger laughed a little, nervously and because the whole thing was just funny and that is when she lost it.
That is all took and she screamed “You a Tiger? Humph!! I am the Lion and Queen of this jungle. I am in the mood to go hunting, game on!”.
Then she started swinging.
A bit a long story but that may be what happened.
Bet she’s pregnant.
Tiger Woods just posted the following statement on his site:
“As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I’m pretty sore.
This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again.
This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.
The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.
This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.”
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there is a reason why adultery is considered a major sin by all the worlds religions ( and even a few plagiarism cults)
Mindful marriages are a sacred trust ,and once that trust is broken , in deceit and deception , that trust is broken .
One might be able to forgive , or make a mighty attempt to , but one can never forget and the original trust is very hard , if not impossible , to find again. Previously trusting easygoing loving relationships are stained by the taint of suspicion , even if innocent . One never can be sure again.
Children can feel it . No amount of talking , or therapy
or gifting can cure the damage once done . Perhaps only if both turn to the Lord and repent and ask for forgiveness .
Maybe....it’s tough . I know .
LOL Gloria Allred, can Jesse and Al be far behind?
If Rachel Uchitel is telling the truth about not having an affair with Tiger Woods why does she need a lawyer? Is she going to sue the tabloids who claim they have proof of the affair they haven’t released yet?
Hello, Gloria, remember John Edwards?!
advice to Tiger: don’t hire John Edwards as your attorney or as a “senior advisor” on smooth handling of the fall-out from extra-marital affairs
Tiger isn’t black enough for Al & Jesse to show up. Besides, I don’t think Tiger uses his race like those two race pimps do.
haa ha, I was posting my #15 before I saw your reference to John Edwards......
great minds and all that!
Well maybe he’ll have to settle for Mark Geragos.
You would think these people would learn. Keep it in your pants if you are high profile and married!
Tiger might want to check with some of Geragos’ clients before he chooses him.
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