Will Chelsea Convert?

The Daily Beast ^ | 12/02/09 | Samuel P. Jacobs

[OldDeckHand]

"Methodist denomination don’t believe the Bible is the word of God nor Christ is the son of God."

I had no idea. I knew that they were a liberal bunch, but why even call yourself a Christian denomination if that's the road you're going to go down?

[sheik yerbouty]

I can just see Beelzeflubba telling this guy that she’s already broken in”..

[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

Chelsea’s father escaped prison only because he was President. She’s marrying up.

Not really, his father did not escape prison. Only got out last year.

[BigSkyFreeper]

Right. Most people should care about this as much as Tiger Woods wrapping his Cadillac Escalade around a tree or a couple of Obama egg heads crashing a State Dinner at the White House.

My taxes don't go up (they never seem to go down), it doesn't help me land a new job, it doesn't pay my mortgage and it doesn't keep my neighbor's dog off my lawn, and it doesn't keep Obama, the Republicans or the Democrats from destroying my country.

[Arthur McGowan]

I think it’s more honorable to go to prison than to avoid it by wielding political clout.

[Bluebird Singing]

A pro-abortion Methodist marries a pro-abortion Jew. The last thing that matters is which religion either one of them might pretend to believe in.

Exactly.

[devere]

ridiculous article

[Jimmy Valentine]

So. You don't think that a red headed shicksa with two momserum ganeffs as parents could ever be considered hamish!!??

It's a shanda! I'm telling everyone! Nu?