Aints will crush the Dirty Birds
Pigeons will de-furr the Kitties
Packers will steamroll the Bearlies
Seahags will skate by the Texians
Phillies will stroll by the Mules
Jagwursts will filet the Guppies
Thiefs will step on the Chips
Bungles will drill the Viqueens
Patriots will dismember the Tabbies
Jests will fly by the Pirates
Tithens will shear the Lambs
Deadskins will surprise the Raiders
Charburgers will fry the Cowpies
Beagles will poop on the Gnats
Buzzards will sift the 69ers
Call me crazy but here are my predictions including the Monday Night game:
New Orleans over Atlanta
Baltimore beats Detroit
GB beat Bears
Texans beat Seahawks
Colts make history over Denver
Miami over Jacksonville
KC over Buffalo
Cincy Bungles beat Vikings
Carolina beats NE Patriots
Jets over tampa bay
Titans over Rams
Oakland over Washington- Hope I’m wrong
Chargers big over Dallas
Giants over Philly
Arizona over SF
But surely I'll go 15-1 this week... with these picks:
If you are going to keep calling me Shirley... at least pass me a drink!
Okay, I can spare one... now on with future history:
N’awleans over Atlanta
Sorry, big, Da Bear cut the cheese today
Jersey Jets win at Tampa Bay
Phins beat Jax
Da Dirty Bryds pick over the Lions
Allegra's Texicans over the Seahags
Manning Heavy leads Indy over Denver's Muleless Skinners
My Old Dallas Texcans clip off TO’s Buffalo Wings
The Viqueens tame the Bungles
The Pattycakes put a smile back on big’s face by whipping Carolina
Joy in Jersey's bike emporium as the Raiders ride down the Deadskins
The Old Earler steamroll Saint L
The Iggles put a nail in the Jints
Monday night the Red Byrds win the hairy arse contest in San Fran
And my ‘Boy start their December run by de-electrifing the Bolts!
All this football talk when golf is in the news. Anybody... got Tiger's cell number?
And still no team... on Mars!
Well, Marvin, when you people are tuff enough... we'll consider it! But I do admire... your cheerleaders!
Gdazooks, big, last week... my Boy's lost!
Yep, but you made a pile of money.. didn't you?
Yes, I did but I'll need to make twice as much... for my 'Boys to lose again this week!
Well, I'll chip in... six bucks--
Man....it's tough to be a sports fan in Houston.......58 years here and only one winner, The Houston Buffs...pre-Colt 45s and Astros....(minor League Baseball).
Just wait till next season...../S