What are you a bag boy at some golf course that sells Nike gear or an Accenture employee or a dial tone sales person for AT&T? If you are a bag boy at the local course - reshine my shoes and use the finest chamois.
Loads of great guys on the PGA that are not slime like Toger. Steve Stricker, Kenny Perry (fired his caddy in a sleazy way but beyond that), Nick Watney who beat Tiger in Shanghai, Sean O’Hair, Lucas Glover, Stuart Cink, Padraig, Rory McIlroy, Vijay, Ernie. Loads of great guys who do not throw clubs, swear and act like an a*s.
Phil is number #2 right now and was beaten Tiger like a red headed step child at the tourneys I mentioned.
Ditto 59 year old Tom Watson at British Open and 16 year old amateur Matteo Manassero from Italy who both beat a club throwing and swearing Tiger Wood’s a*s at the British Open. Tiger missed the cut and left the second day. The 16-year old had a real shot at winning.
Matteo is the kid on the right. Another teen phenom like 20-year old Rory McIlroy.
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