[Mr Ramsbotham]

There was once a guy who had a talking dog. One morning he gave the dog a $20 bill and told him to go down to the corner store and buy a newspaper. The dog took the money and scampered away.

An hour passed; then two hours, and the guy started getting worried. He got dressed and walked a block down the road. At the end of the street, what should he see but his priceless dog, humping a female poodle.

"Spot!" he cried, amazed. "You've never done this before!"

"Yeah," replied the dog, "and I've never had money!

[John-Irish]

Now that’s funny!!