He might as well not exist!
He stopped coming to leave gifts for me when I left my folks home and moved out on my own. And I’ve been REALLY GOOD the last 22 years. If I ever lay eyes on him, I’ll kill him. I swear!! I mean, how rude can a Santa be? I even left him many forwarding address changes.
I swear! I’ll run him over with my semi!!!!
I personally wish that Santa would leave me a list of all the naughty people, they seem to have the best parties:)
Give me what you owe me suckah!
(Boondocks!)
Your fault. You didn’t bake cookies.