[cranked]

“Mr. President, your haughtiness does not change that we misread how bad the economy was and that you are a beta male and gay in denial.”

[The Comedian]

you are a beta male and gay in denial.

Yup, Post-of-the-Thread Award right there.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.