Caption these 'behind the scenes' White House photos of Barack and Michelle

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[PetroniusMaximus]

"And then I trashed their house...!"

[sniper63]

That’s only cause he can’t kiss her a$$ with cameras around.

[OB1kNOb]

"ARRRGGHH! Ye be a bigger thief and scoundrel than me! Let me shake your hand outta professional courtesy!"

[KosmicKitty]

In an effort to reach out to Somalian pirates, President Obama enlists the aid of Captain Morgan as his new Pirate Czar.

[Constitution Day]

Laughing it up while they screw up everything generations of patriotic Americans have worked so hard to preserve.

I have no other caption than this. It makes me furious.

[mad_as_he$$]

One of the biggest collections of losers ever assembled.

[1776 Reborn]

Daddy, did you get rid of the cooties yet?

[BuckeyeTexan]

4. “Arg! Your birth certificate be safe in Davy Jones’ Locker. Now where’s me booty?”

[KosmicKitty]

President Obama meeting with his National Security team.

"If those fools thought that taking off their shoes was bad, wait till they hear this. Imagine all those granny panties and tighty whiteys going though the x--ray machines, Ha-ha"

[stuartcr]

Probably shouldn’t open threads that contain his photos.

[a fool in paradise]

No need. POTUS always dreamed of being a pirate...

[T Minus Four]

Save for home where I can reveal the mysteries of the red X!

[BuckeyeTexan]

5. “Thank you for handling those Joint Chiefs, Chelle.”

[Dixie Yooper]

"As soon as the commercial break is over, I have this white phone connected directly to Glen Beck's studio phone so you can tell him everything!"

[BuckeyeTexan]

6. “Yeah, I have a gift.”

[USMCPOP]

MiniBama: "Looks like the lobotomy incision is healing nicely."

[BenLurkin]

Checking for lice on the louse?

[BuckeyeTexan]

7. “Neither my staff nor I had any discussions with Blago about my former Senate seat. Ooooo, that’s good Robert!”