Erm... Ahm... Yes No one has because its illegal. Also you are only devaluing currency which just makes money worthless.
I take it back, Actually Robert Mugabe already had a patent out and as you can see even the German company that prints his money wont do it for him anymore since money there is worthless.
No wonder you got fired from Wendys and quit school. An idiot like you couldn't have gone far.
Not to worry! I expect the treasury department will be knocking at your door soon and then for the next 20+ Years you will not be known as Kylemoriens the zotted troll counterfieter who mistook FR as a blog but as Fresh Meat, the sweetest chicken on cell block c.
Give my regards to Big Hands Johnson and his cell mate Tiny when you arrive!
I just got a call back from the FBI Field office and they are tracing him down now