[Eroteme]

Each hour spent vegging out in front of television increases the risk of early death by up to 18 per cent, according to researchers from the Baker IDI Heart and Diabetes Institute in Melbourne

Each hour? What an absurdly written statistic. After 12 hours of NFL playoff games last weekend, it's only a matter of minutes before half of America keels over.

[Wooly]

After I get some of that Federal Grant money like they give to Michael Mann at Pitt, I intend to show that Sun/Moon Cycles, which last 24 hours, shortens your life on a 1 to 1 basis.