Floor 7:
Over the years you’ve taken home a couple of samples from various floors and have tried them out and have now returned to take the express elevator directly to Floor 7.
Floor 7 offers: Peace and quiet, no remote controls, no beer, no one asking (starting at 7 AM) “What’s for dinner tonight?”, no ESPN, no laundry, no car dealerships, no camping gear, no fishing gear...
Sitting in the front hall presently are:
A Benelli shotgun in case, a new ice augur, a soaking wet portable blind [probably full of leaves and brambles], 5-6 camo outfits; compound bow and four pairs of hunting boots ...and that's only the top 'o the heap ...who knows what lurks below?
