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So crazy it might be true...
1 posted on 01/18/2010 7:04:07 PM PST by rbosque
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http://chattahbox.com/world/2010/01/17/head-voodoo-priest-protests-haitis-mass-burials-fear-of-zombies/


2 posted on 01/18/2010 7:04:41 PM PST by rbosque (11 year Freeper! Combat Economist.)
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I wish I could go to Haiti and help.


3 posted on 01/18/2010 7:06:01 PM PST by Perdogg ("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
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I hate to sound flippant, but “U.S. Marines trapped on an island of vengeful zombies” could be the setup for a really great movie...


4 posted on 01/18/2010 7:06:27 PM PST by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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Head Voodoo Priest Protests Haiti’s Mass Burials, Fear of Zombies

If they think that’s bad, they should have seen who’s in the White House. That’s Scary!


8 posted on 01/18/2010 7:11:03 PM PST by greatdefender (If You Want Peace.....Prepare For War)
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Head Voodoo Priest ought be gently disabused of his fears.


9 posted on 01/18/2010 7:11:04 PM PST by Fester Chugabrew (Liberal Land: Where lies are true and the truth is a smear campaign.)
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Zombie chicks Zombies can create lots of fear and panic, even the ones at Hooters!
10 posted on 01/18/2010 7:11:23 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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The only really cool thing I can think of about Haiti is Zombies.

Zombies rock, and if we focus on the Zombie angle it just might get me interested enough to donate a few bucks to the relief effort.


12 posted on 01/18/2010 7:14:35 PM PST by Longbow1969
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Too late.............Clinton is already there. Be afraid; be very afraid.........


13 posted on 01/18/2010 7:14:35 PM PST by RightOnline
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Once ya got zombies somebody has to fumigate and we’ll probably pay for zombie erradication.


14 posted on 01/18/2010 7:14:40 PM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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Ya .. well .... deal with it.


16 posted on 01/18/2010 7:16:54 PM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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LOL, I thought the real Zombies were the Obama voters.


18 posted on 01/18/2010 7:18:26 PM PST by quesera (We are so screwed!!)
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Over half the population of Haiti practices Voodoo.

People are NOT claiming the bodies so they liter the streets. This is unsanitary and a health problem. There really isn’t much choice but to do this. You can’t have people slipping with or near dead bodies. Allo of the children are staying with their dead parents. They don’t understand what has happened they’re little.

Religious Haitians Say Earthquake Was God Asking for Change
Sunday, January 17, 2010

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti — Deeply religious Haitians see the hand of God in the destruction of Biblical proportions visited on their benighted country. The quake, religious leaders said Sunday, is evidence that He wants change.

Exactly what change He wants depends on the faith: Some Christians say it’s a sign that Haitians must deepen their faith, while some Voodoo followers see God’s judgment on corruption among the country’s mostly light-skinned elite.

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583236,00.html

This country is ripe for genuine Christians to soothe their soul and give the true hope for now and eternity.

What is not a good move is moving Haitians over here - especially orhpans. Orphans need to be with their people from their own country. This would be a horrible culture clash. They need to rebuild orhphangaes over there headed by genuine Christians. I can’t imagine uprooting children from what they know and are famliar with and bringing them here.

19 posted on 01/18/2010 7:19:35 PM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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21 posted on 01/18/2010 7:22:19 PM PST by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
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Seems it would be much more sanitary to cremate the bodies.


23 posted on 01/18/2010 7:24:44 PM PST by pepperdog (As Israel goes, so goes America!)
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BRAINS!!!


27 posted on 01/18/2010 7:28:06 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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All you guys are funny! :-)


28 posted on 01/18/2010 7:28:29 PM PST by rbosque (11 year Freeper! Combat Economist.)
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What’s Your Zombie Contingency Plan? 11 Practical Strategies

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2229817/posts


32 posted on 01/18/2010 7:31:51 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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name the movie this quote comes from: “when there’s no more room in hell , the dead will walk the earth”.


33 posted on 01/18/2010 7:34:11 PM PST by isom35
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I understand Turner Movie Classics has scheduled "The Night of the Living Dead" for Tuesday night in Massachusetts.

The movie stars Barack Ozombie in the lead role.

Leni

39 posted on 01/18/2010 7:40:44 PM PST by MinuteGal (Bill O'Reilly: 9/8/09: "Communism is not a threat to us anymore"-10/20/09: "Obama is not a Marxist")
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WHICH WITCH DOCTOR?
The Vogues, 1958

When I went to see my girl, I knew just what to do.
Because I’d seen the witch doctor way down in Timbuktu.
But before I could use his voodoo, she broke my heart in two.

She said to me, “Which witch doctor did you see?
Which witch doc did you see?
It couldn’t be the one that I saw,
‘Cause this is what he said to me,
He said: “Oh, ring, ding, ringalingadingydang,
Ringalingadingydang dew,
Ring, ding, ringalingadingydang keeps him from loving you.”

I put my arms around her, never thought she would resist.
But when I tried to kiss her, she just wouldn’t be kissed.
First she bit me, and then she hit me right in my eye with her fist.

She said to me, “Which witch doctor did you see?
Which witch doc did you see?
He couldn’t be the one that I saw,
‘Cause this is what he said to me,
He said: “Oh, ring, ding, ringalingadingydang,
Ringalingadingydang dew,
Ring, ding, ringalingadingydang keeps him from loving you.”

I went back to Timbuktu; I knew just what to do.
I punched that old witch doctor right in his big voodoo.
When I got him, I sure did swat him, and then when I was all through,

He said to me,”which witch doctor did you see? I’m sure it wasn’t me.
I couldn’t be the one that you saw, ‘cause I give a guarantee
With my yep, yep, diddlewiddledeedah, diddlewiddledeedah dew,
Yep, yep, diddlewiddledeedah, I’ll find a girl for you.
With my yep, yep, diddlewiddledeedah, diddlewiddledeedah dew,
Yep, yep, diddlewiddledeedah, I’ll find a girl for you.”

40 posted on 01/18/2010 7:52:07 PM PST by Fiji Hill
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