I wish I could go to Haiti and help.
I hate to sound flippant, but “U.S. Marines trapped on an island of vengeful zombies” could be the setup for a really great movie...
Head Voodoo Priest Protests Haitis Mass Burials, Fear of Zombies
If they think that’s bad, they should have seen who’s in the White House. That’s Scary!
Head Voodoo Priest ought be gently disabused of his fears.
The only really cool thing I can think of about Haiti is Zombies.
Zombies rock, and if we focus on the Zombie angle it just might get me interested enough to donate a few bucks to the relief effort.
Too late.............Clinton is already there. Be afraid; be very afraid.........
Once ya got zombies somebody has to fumigate and we’ll probably pay for zombie erradication.
Ya .. well .... deal with it.
LOL, I thought the real Zombies were the Obama voters.
People are NOT claiming the bodies so they liter the streets. This is unsanitary and a health problem. There really isn’t much choice but to do this. You can’t have people slipping with or near dead bodies. Allo of the children are staying with their dead parents. They don’t understand what has happened they’re little.
Religious Haitians Say Earthquake Was God Asking for Change
Sunday, January 17, 2010
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti Deeply religious Haitians see the hand of God in the destruction of Biblical proportions visited on their benighted country. The quake, religious leaders said Sunday, is evidence that He wants change.
Exactly what change He wants depends on the faith: Some Christians say it’s a sign that Haitians must deepen their faith, while some Voodoo followers see God’s judgment on corruption among the country’s mostly light-skinned elite.
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583236,00.html
This country is ripe for genuine Christians to soothe their soul and give the true hope for now and eternity.
What is not a good move is moving Haitians over here - especially orhpans. Orphans need to be with their people from their own country. This would be a horrible culture clash. They need to rebuild orhphangaes over there headed by genuine Christians. I can’t imagine uprooting children from what they know and are famliar with and bringing them here.
Seems it would be much more sanitary to cremate the bodies.
BRAINS!!!
All you guys are funny! :-)
Whats Your Zombie Contingency Plan? 11 Practical Strategies
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2229817/posts
name the movie this quote comes from: “when there’s no more room in hell , the dead will walk the earth”.
The movie stars Barack Ozombie in the lead role.
Leni
She said to me, Which witch doctor did you see?
Which witch doc did you see?
It couldnt be the one that I saw,
Cause this is what he said to me,
He said: Oh, ring, ding, ringalingadingydang,
Ringalingadingydang dew,
Ring, ding, ringalingadingydang keeps him from loving you.
I put my arms around her, never thought she would resist.
But when I tried to kiss her, she just wouldnt be kissed.
First she bit me, and then she hit me right in my eye with her fist.
She said to me, Which witch doctor did you see?
Which witch doc did you see?
He couldnt be the one that I saw,
Cause this is what he said to me,
He said: Oh, ring, ding, ringalingadingydang,
Ringalingadingydang dew,
Ring, ding, ringalingadingydang keeps him from loving you.
I went back to Timbuktu; I knew just what to do.
I punched that old witch doctor right in his big voodoo.
When I got him, I sure did swat him, and then when I was all through,
He said to me,which witch doctor did you see? Im sure it wasnt me.
I couldnt be the one that you saw, cause I give a guarantee
With my yep, yep, diddlewiddledeedah, diddlewiddledeedah dew,
Yep, yep, diddlewiddledeedah, Ill find a girl for you.
With my yep, yep, diddlewiddledeedah, diddlewiddledeedah dew,
Yep, yep, diddlewiddledeedah, Ill find a girl for you.