[rface]

Men Looking for Diamonds

[equalitybeforethelaw]

Thats gotta be pretty hard on Uranus.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Hemorrhoids.

[Hegemony Cricket]

Uranus in the Sky with Diamonds?

[C19fan]

There was a Dr. Who episode that took place on a diamond planet!!!

[brownsfan]

Either this article is stupid, or I am, and I don’t rule out myself!

A diamond is carbon, right? Pure carbon? Carbon melts at high temps? How are such high temps generated so far away from the sun?

Couldn’t we say that the Earth is chock full of diamonds? Coal is carbon, just like diamonds.

[Constitution Day]

Has De Beers already claimed the mineral rights?

[almcbean]

I’m rich and I didn’t even know it. Now I won’t have to have my gold fillings removed.

[scoobysnak71]

I've always enjoyed Uranus.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I love that pic! Look at the look on Sarko’s face. He can’t believe what an ignorant jerk zer0 is! He knows zero is “faible!”

[Mobties]

More carbon footprint?

[Rebelbase]

Like I’ve said before, my sheet don’t stink!

[thefactor]

This guy's already on his way to Uranus to kick some alien butt and bring back the diamonds!

[AFreeBird]

DeBeers stakes claim on Uranus and extends their diamond monopoly.

[a fool in paradise]

Carbon footprint on Uranus PING

[valkyry1]

Last I heard carbon did not have a liquid phase, wouldn’t it just go right into gas/vapor?

[Pajama Blogger]

It’s going to be a special day when we can pull diamonds out of Uranus. Normally you have to go to prison to find a drilling platform capable of such a deed.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

I know uranus does not always produce consistent results, sometimes solid, sometimes liquid, but always gas.

[Buckeye McFrog]

it did, but a tube of that prescription stuff cleared it right up

[The Citizen Soldier]

"Look Michelle, I can see Uranus from here!"

[colorado tanker]