Little Bitty Sunday School Teacher Thwarts Would-Be Rapist (Must Read!)

SweetPotatoQueens ^ | 1999 | Jill Conner Browne

[WKB]

The little old lady from Mississippi ping

[Col Freeper]

She clearly “Got er done!”

[Titan Magroyne]

What’s that the anti-gunners say about not going about armed ‘cause the bad guy will take it away and use it against you?

This is my rifle
This is my goooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

GREAT story, thanks for posting!

[AuntB]

“”I’m takin’ you to the end of the porch, and then I’m gon’ go back in the house and get my gun, and I’m gon’ blow your m-——f-——g head off, you slimy, stanking, low-down piece of sh-t, you!” As she repeated those words, clear as a bell, in open court, you could feel, in every living soul in that courtroom, an almost overwhelming desire to stand up and cheer.”

SWEET!!!

[Pan_Yan]

Ping.

[janetgreen]

Pure justice! (just like in the good ol days)

I hope the scum is singing soprano in the prison choir now.

[dixiebelle]

** Standing ovation**

[BJClinton]

"Miss Lloyd, I just want to shake your hand."

Uh...do you know where it's been?

[metmom]

I doubt his voice is that low yet.....

[metmom]

ping

[Downsouth55]

I used to remember his name but have forgotten it. Had a friend in the DA's office that gave me a tape of her testimony and had many hours of entertainment from it. The would be rapist has served his time and dissapered.

[Exeter]

I heard the tape of her pre-trial testimony. Although she was a bit hesitant at first, she became much more animated by the time she was through. The District Attorney Bobby DeLaughter said she was the best witness he has ever had in his years as a prosecutor.
A footnote; in Mississippi when a convicted individual appeals his verdict, it’s customary to allow the person to start serving his sentence in the jail in which he was incarcerated while the appeal process is going on rather than send him to the state pen at Parchman.However, in this case the would-be rapist petitioned the court to let him go to Parchman immediately. It seems the story of what happened to him was all the news at the local jail and he was being ragged by both guards and fellow prisoners...

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

OUCH!!! I’m a girl and I was squirming in my chair!!!! You go,girl.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Ow,my wee wee!

[Grizzled Bear]

Ow,my wee wee!

I thought you just told robomatic that you're a girl!

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I am a girl.I was just imagining a guy saying this. I have goofy thoughts running through my mind regularly!