[Ronin]

Crotching Tiger, Hidden Model?

(intentional misspelling)

[MarkL]

You know, there's a saying that "no matter how beautiful a woman is, somewhere there's a guy saying 'I'm sick of her s**t.'"

I keep hearing people say that...

Well, I'm willing to put it to the test to see if it's really true! Elin, call me... pretty please, with sugar on top? Plus, think of how you'd be getting even with Tiger! I really suck at golf!

Mark