[Skenderbej]

Here’s my prediction for LOST:

Global warming causes the ice caps to melt. Lost polar bears float on broken ice chunks which are drawn magnetically to the island due to trace iron trailings embedded in the ice from mining activities in Alaska. Famished, the bears land on the island and eat Kate, Hurley, Sawyer, Jin, Jack, etc. just before sinking into the depths of the rising ocean.

The final scene shows Locke cruising on his wheelchair turned jet boat toward the newly revealed Antarctic continent where Ron Hubbard has secretly been controlling the world with his e-meter.

[Bob J]

Ya that whole island is underwater thing is kind of weird...my question is, is it in 2004 or 2007?

[mom4kittys]

Bullcrap—it’s obviously a combination of biblical and mythological overtones.

[Bob J]

The Losties, as mankind's representatives (as the have been throughout history) offer their lives up in sacrifice for their friends and fellow man breaking the ouroboros loop of time Jacob has put mankind in giving man time to “progress” on a spiritual level. The fifth age of mankind ends without it's destruction (as it has four previous times) and man joins other beings in a state of enlightenment that could not be termed anything else but “heaven”.

[pillut48]

DADGUM IT!!

What? No spoiler warning?!?!

< snickers >

[PIF]

“...due to trace iron trailings embedded in the ice from mining activities in Alaska.”

No iron mines in AK. But the part about the bears chowing down looks interesting.

End cuts to Hubbard with T. Cruise at his side - Cruise is wearing a skimpy leather outfit smiling up at a 10 foot tall Hubbard, who on closer inspection is realy a slimy bug in a Hubbard suit. End Lost.

[verga]

Here’s my prediction for LOST: Global warming causes the ice caps to melt. Lost polar bears float on broken ice chunks which are drawn magnetically to the island due to trace iron trailings embedded in the ice from mining activities in Alaska. Famished, the bears land on the island and eat Kate, Hurley, Sawyer, Jin, Jack, etc. just before sinking into the depths of the rising ocean. The final scene shows Locke cruising on his wheelchair turned jet boat toward the newly revealed Antarctic continent where Ron Hubbard has secretly been controlling the world with his e-meter.

We have a winner, no more calls ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.