Chamil Guadarrama shoplifted 75 bottles of lotion in his pants (changed headline to fit)

Springfield Republican ^ | February 4, 2010 | Patrick Johnson

[ConservativeStatement]

SPRINGFIELD – Seventy-five bottles of body lotion stuffed down his pants did not help Chamil Guadarrama make a slick getaway.

Guadarrama, 30, of Framingham, was arrested Wednesday night on a charge of shoplifting more than $250 from Bath & Body Works in the Eastfield Mall, Sgt. John M. Delaney, aide to Police Commissioner William J. Fitchet.

When he was apprehended by mall security officers Jane Colon and Jeff Lawlor and held for police after a brief foot chase, Guadarrama was found with 75 8-ounce glass bottles of lotion stuffed into his pants, Delaney said.

[ConservativeStatement]

Next stop on his list: the local magazine rack.

[TexasNative2000]

“Is that a bottle of Moonlight Path, or are you just glad to see me?”

[avg_freeper]

(changed headline to fit) - With all the lotion there probably wasn't any room left.

[GeronL]

75 bottles of lotion?

75??

[iowamark]

held for police after a brief foot chase,

Probably couldn't run very fast with 75 bottles of lotion down his pants!

[2banana]

Is he supplying hotels?

[tommythev]

Makes me think of Red Eye Robot Theater

[DJ MacWoW]

He had REALLY dry skin.

[psjones]

MMm, Moonlight Path, one of my favourites.
Sounds like this person was trying to go for the Aromatherapy stuff. Well, it is the time of the year when you need a whole lot of lotion for that dry skin.

[999replies]

Guadarrama, 30, of Framingham

Not 'from' Framingham, but 'of' Framingham

[freespirited]

Friend of Sandy Berger?

[ninonitti]

"ordered to return to court on March 19"

He'll slip across the border before then