Okay folks. We at FR are some of the most intelligent people on the internet. I'm here seeking help for my addiction. I thought I had it under control until I bought my last bag of Snyder's of Hanover Jalapeno Pretzel Pieces. The bag was demolished and my thought is to run back to the grocery store and buy more. I can't go five minutes without thinking about them. I dream about them. I taste them in everything I eat. Life is becoming unbearable without them. What should I do? Is there a Federal program to help? Isn't this the same as cocaine addiction, meth addiction, being a Commurat, or a Barney Frank supporter? I need help!!!
1 posted on
02/12/2010 10:05:36 AM PST by
animal172
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To: animal172
Switch to Snyder’s ‘Snaps’, then gradually reduce the number of hands full per day during freeping. If you need a quick fix, try putting seven or eight Snaps in a bowl and smother with ‘Border’ White cheese dip and microwave on high for ten seconds in a 1000 watt oven. You can sprinkle a few Jalapeno bits on top if you need the twang ramped up. ... And have Iced Tea with that, rather than a Corona with lime. Reducing the pleasure is the key don’tchaknow.
39 posted on
02/12/2010 10:37:27 AM PST by
MHGinTN
(Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
To: animal172
I'm here seeking help for my addiction. Nah - just set up auto-delivery so you're never out. Amazon.com will send you monthly shipments of however many 12-packs you'll go through.
/enabling
42 posted on
02/12/2010 10:39:57 AM PST by
mollynme
(cogito, ergo freepum)
To: animal172
I thought I had it under control until I bought my last bag of Snyder's of Hanover Jalapeno Pretzel Pieces. Read the sodium levels on those bad boyz. That will cure you.
47 posted on
02/12/2010 10:46:19 AM PST by
dirtboy
To: animal172
Get ahold of some Utz Crab Chips and you’ll never go back.
Old Bay...need I say more?
54 posted on
02/12/2010 11:50:35 AM PST by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: animal172
They will soon be banned by Michelle Omarcos, or priced so high you won’t want them anymore. Just wait it out.
59 posted on
02/12/2010 12:06:44 PM PST by
scott7278
("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked." BHO)
To: animal172
You lucky dog! I can’t even get the jalapeno ones here anymore.
72 posted on
02/12/2010 8:46:32 PM PST by
Straight Vermonter
(Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
To: animal172
Snyder’s of Hanover Honey Mustard & Onion Pretzel Pieces.
They’re like CANDY.
To: animal172
What should I do?
I suggest stopping immediately or in a few months you’ll have no teeth left. Those suckers are hard as rocks. Yeah, they’re great for tartar control but they’re also good for dislodging fillings and serrating the gums. Nevertheless they are tasty.
78 posted on
02/13/2010 7:10:07 AM PST by
CARTOUCHE
(A Tale of Two Ideologies. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.)
To: animal172
The bag where they douse the broken pieces in buffalo hot wing sauce are pretty awesome too.
80 posted on
02/13/2010 7:13:30 AM PST by
linn37
( "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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