The 50 Sexiest Songs of All Time

Billboard ^ | February 11, 2010

[ConservativeStatement]

I'm at a Motorhead concert, maybe 10-12 years ago, and up close. Band is performing on stage, outdoor show. Next thing, I get pushed in the back and I hear “Lemmmmmmmmyyyyyy...” It is a rather large woman who is rushing to the stage. Lemmy looks and mumbles into the mic a very obvious "Oh s-—!”

[SkyDancer]

Ok - Sexy Bitch. How's these?

. Let's Go To Bed - The Cure . Slow - Kylie Minogue . Take Your Time - Max-A-Million . SexyBack - Justin Timberlake . Love Touch - Rod Stewart . Peaches 'N Cream - 112 . Sweetest Sin - Jessica Simpson . Do Ya Think I'm Sexy - Rod Stewart . Slow Hand - Pointer Sisters . 2 Become 1 - Spice Girls . I Wanna Be BadI Wanna Be Bad - Willa Ford . Naughty Girl - Beyonce . About Us - Brooke Hogan . The Way You Move - Outkast . Dirrty - Christina Aguilera . Get Mine, Get Yours- Christina Aguilera . I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred . Lady Marmalade - Mya, Christina Aguilera, Pink, Lil Kim, Missy Elliot . The Way You Make Me Feel - Michael Jackson . My Love is Like Whoa - Mya . I'm a Slave for You - Britney Spears . Give it to Me - Sean Paul feat. Keshia Cole . Let's Talk About Sex - Salt 'n' Pepa . Underneath It All - No Doubt . Boom, Boom, Boom - Paul Lekakis

[TennTuxedo]

1) We’re All Alone - Boz Scaggs
2) Dancing Shoes - Dan Fogelberg
3) New Orleans Lady - Louisiana LeRoux
4) Don’t Want To Wait Anymore - The Tubes
5) Wishing You Were Here - Chicago
6) Harbor Lights - Boz Scaggs
7) Nights In White Satin - The Moody Blues
8) Nights are Forever Without You - England Dan & John Ford Coley
9) If - Bread
10) Heart of Mine - Boz Scaggs

[Clemenza]

True, as was Rock Hudson.

The funny thing is that Johnny came out rather matter of factly, without a fuss, in People magazine. The reporter asked him about his personal life, and he simply mentioned that he had been with man for many years. No need to go on talk shows or hold rallies.

[Las Vegas Ron]

When I was a teeny bopper (and this will date me), my friends and I used to swoon over “Wild Thing”.

Ha! that makes you a troglodyte! LOL

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Pretty much anything on Ferry’s “Boys & Girls” album qualifies. You can throw in most of Roxy Music’s “Avalon” too.

Amen...Ferry/Roxy Music doesn't have one song on the crappy list (probably a blessing). I especially like "Windswept" by Ferry with Sandborn's sax and David Gilmour's guitar.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

model Helena Christensen

[Tijeras_Slim]

How could they miss this Little Feat classic?

Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees
He said “Hey momma, hey let me check your oil all right?”
She said “No, no honey, not tonight
Comeback Monday, comeback Tuesday, then I might.”

I said Juanita, my sweet Jaunita, what are you up to?
My Juanita
I said Jaunita, my sweet taquita, what are you up to?
My Juanita

Don’t want nobody who won’t dive for dimes
Don’t want no speedballs ‘cause I might die tryin
Throw me a line, throw me a line
‘Cause there’s a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan

Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and start to run
Runnin’ down the street yellin’ at the top of his lungs
All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun
All I want in this life and time is some hit and run

I said Juanita, my sweet Jaunita, what are you up to?
My Jaunita
I said Jaunita, my sweet taquito, what are you up to?
My Juanita

Put my money in your meter baby so it won’t run down
But you caught me in the squeeze play on the cheesy side of town
Throw me a dime, throw me a line
‘Cause there’s a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan

[La Lydia]

Plus, how could they leave out “Why Don’t We Do It In the Road,” by Lennon and McCartney, 1968? What an outrage.

[SMARTY]

I can’t open the link. Is “Fire Down Below” on the list?

[Phlap]

Strangers in the Night by

[sticker]

If it was about sex why wasn't this on the list?

[ßuddaßudd]

I have a lot of luck with My Love Is Like A Tire Iron .

[joethedrummer]

What? No “Muskrat Love”? ;-) heheheh...

[Notary Sojac]

Where in the heck is “Sixty Minute Man”??

[Billthedrill]

Zamfir, King of the Pan Flute. (Sound of hyperventilating in the background)

[Hoodat]

The one group I would have most liked to have seen live was “Little Feat” (w/ Lowell George, of course)

[ConservativeStatement]

Bob Seger? No, it didn’t make the list.

[murron]

The Touch of Your Lips by Art Neville

[Tijeras_Slim]

I can still remember hearing he’d died on WHFS.