Doesn’t sound that bad at all.
Serve the cat with a nice red sauce and parmesan and a side of spaghetti.
Cats were considered a delicacy in Barcelona (and many other places) until the early part of the 20th century. Gats rostits, or roast cats, were prepared in special restaurants. The cats were the feral cats that lived along the waterfront and around the wharves, and small boys used to make money by capturing them and selling them to the restaurants.
Kitten Cat-cciatore?
I wouldn’t serve cat with red sauce...maybe a white sauce, or as scampi.