“All About Crocheting Wormholes And Repairing the Fabric Of The Universe”
You need to address the NAZI spoons in this title. How about “The many uses of NAZI spoons in hyperbolic crocheted wormholes”, or “How to dig yourself out of a hyperbolic crochteted wormhole? Have to admit its a bit too linear for our purposes.
Darles Charwin’s Origin of The Feces...