Alternative headline: “Baby born clutching shotgun”
I read once that the 9-month gestation period was established so that the shotguns could be “polished”...
We ought to all be thankful they at least got married, but sheesh ... doesn't the couple, or the newspaper, have any shame?
Remember that line in the Sound of Music, a line that was cause for much chuckling, when Uncle Max told the Nazi, "How many children do you know who attend their parents' wedding?"
It's certainly not funny anymore. Not in these days when a couple will live together, even have one or two children, but still pronounce that they're "not ready to get married."
What a world. Sheesh.